How do you fuck that up?
Safe is Jason Statham against the Chinese and Russian mobs, hounded by corrupt cops, punching people in the trachea, vaulting over tables, and shooting bad guys in the head, before going in for a multi-million dollar heist, all to protect a genius girl.
And somehow, it manages not to be that much fun.
Some directors couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat. Congratulations, Boaz Yakin – it's a select club.